Lost at Sea
Sunday, April 1st, 2007 by MollyAloha! We are now in….oops, wrong dialect! After that terrible hurricane, we are 500 miles off the coast of Africa. Auto pilot broke down, and we were blown WAY off course. To top it off, Mom ran out of chocolate! Dad had to feed the chocolate to the Loch Ness monster to keep it away from the boat, because it thought Mom was its cousin. They do look similar, especially since Mom got dread locks (or is it ‘dread lochs’)….
Mom is freaking out because there are cockroaches in her dreads. The other morning, she woke up to find a huge one sitting on her nose. We think that he was trying to ask her why she had so many antennae. They have since invaded the freezer, and Dad says that we’re going to have to make cockroach stew when we run out of Spam.
Dave, our crew member who was supposed to fly back to Hawaii from the Marquesas, isn’t very happy. Since he is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat Spam or cockroaches, and he is trying to catch a fish. Right now, we are becalmed, and he wants to go bottom fishing, but we don’t have enough line to reach all the way down. He is fishing from a great big hole that the Loch Ness Monster put in the side of the boat. It is really handy because you can sit on the settee (couch) and fish, but not great for sailing on a starboard tack. Whoa! He just got a bite! It’s coming, it’s coming…. Oh, no! It’s an extremely rare and deadly crew-eating fish, found only in the waters off the coast of Africa. Watch out, Dave!! Oh, rats -there goes Dave. He was such a nice guy, too.
Now it’s just the four of us, and we really need to find our way back to the Marquesas. We have no instruments, no autopilot, no refrigeration, no water maker, no Dave, and only one good side of our boat. I wonder, if we click our heels three times and say “I want to go to the Marquesas”, will it work?
We did pick up a new friend when we were in the Galapagos - a cute little black and white penguin. He is really cute, but he is also a little bossy, and is eating us out of house and boat. We have fed him every OREO cookie we have on board - he insists on only eating black and white things. We fed him black beans and rice, and he passed gas all night long. We won’t make that mistake again. He insists on sleeping with my (Molly’s) black and white panda bear, and has made it clear that he wants the aft cabin on the port side to himself. Well, now that Dave’s gone, we can handle that problem, but still, is this little guy going to take over the ship???
We are currently, according to a freighter that passed by us, at 20.44S latitude and 002.54E longitude. We need to be at 9.48S and 139.01W, near the Marquesas. Can anyone tell us how far we are from our destination, and how to get there??? I hope we make it before hurricane season…
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY !!!- Molly and Jessie